This is the type of dialogue that passes for humor in this movie, so get used to it. The film stars john stamos who joins forces with his fathers partner vanity after daddy is killed trying to prevent a hermaphrodite, played by gene simmons, from poisoning the towns water supply. In a retrospective assessment of the film, stamos has stated. When a top secret agent george lazenby, on her majestys secret service is murdered, his estranged gymnast son lance stargrove john stamos, full house teams up with his dads seductive and deadly associate, danja deering vanity, the last dragon to face his. Its the perfect midnightmovie, where people can come and dress up. This movie feels like someone was desperate to capitalize on several different. Gene simmons plays a supervillain who plans to take over the country, and finds his plot blocked by stamos and vanity. When a top secret agent is murdered, his estranged gymnast son lance stargrove john stamos teams up with his dads seductive. When a top secret agent is murdered, his estranged son teams up with his dads seductive associate to face his fathers killer. It also serves as a perfect example of the editing style known in filmmaking circles as really bad editing. The murdered secret agents son, lance stargrove is thrust into the. Peter kwong, gene simmons, george lazenby, john stamos, robert englund, vanity. Orange beard guy comments that he doesnt understand how this affects national security, or at least thats how i interpret the statement i dont understand how this threatens apple pie and mother.
Start watching with your public library card or university login. In this deliberately campy, tongueincheek tale of espionage and action, a young spy launches a private investigation into the death of his father, a master spy. Also sign me up for fanmail to get updates on all things movies. Generally termed a b movie, it stars john stamos as lance stargrove, a youn. The movie opens with an aerial view of a city at night, then quickly cuts to a mountain lair, where a bunch of leather clad mutants chant ragnar. A top secret agent is murdered, so his estranged son, a high school gymnast, teams up with his dads attractive female partner to stop the psychopathic hermaphroditic gang leader who killed him, and now plans a major terrorist attack. The murdered secret agents son, lance stargrove john stamos is thrust into the dangerous and intriguing world of secret agents and espionage when he seeks revenge.
Lance stargrove baby john stamos is practicing his sweet gymnastics moves on the trampoline, and a song starts playing that sounds like the music from the star. This movie is very, very, stupid, but it had me hooked in the first five minutes. Met with controversy in korea for its explicit sexuality, the film brings an unblinking eye to the portrayal of our. John stamos, gene simmons, and vanity in the same movie, editing that causes hemorrhaging. And vanity to coexist in the same movie without the universe imploding. Birds of prey and the fantabulous emancipation of one harley quinn, a recap part 1 apr 7, 2020.
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